Hey y'all, I'm Chris. 21. The University of Texas at Austin. #HookEm! History, Government, and Economics major. I am chocolate and chocolate does melt. But I'm also fun and spontaneous. Holla!

 

dashbort:

when you out in public with your child and there’s a Katy Perry song playing in the background

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vinebox:

The disappointment in his face.

(Source: vinebox)

http://dilfgod.tumblr.com/post/97198588706/how-to-escape-after-being-buried-alive-in-a

dilfgod:

How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.

freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin…

You Westerosi are all the same. You sew some beast upon a scrap of silk, and suddenly you are all lions or dragons or eagles.

(Source: remusjohnslupin)

seelywights:

Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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dilfgod:

it’s always really awkward going into a public bathroom to go pee and you see someone’s feet under a stall like I’m sorry for interrupting your solitary pooping time 

a-precis:

recoveringtopanga:

peruvian—goddess:

blondesquats:

spfydalekbakes:

Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial

fuckin slay

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST

This was fucking hilarious and then shit got WAY real

(Source: youtube.com)