Hey y'all, I'm Chris. 21. The University of Texas at Austin. #HookEm! History, Government, and Economics major. I am chocolate and chocolate does melt. But I'm also fun and spontaneous. Holla!
There are people telling funny history stories and I wanted to tell my favorite!
Okay, so. When Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent along two teenage girls to him for him to use as he pleased. Napoleon was disgusted, because um, no, and he was madly in love with Josephine. So he sent them back. And, well, the Egyptian ministers must have misunderstood.
Because they sent back two ten year old boys.
So I’m hoping that by the time I die, technology has advanced enough to where a gif can be incorporated on a gravestone so I can have the “Somebody’s getting fired hey hey!” one on mine ^_^ please and thank you to all my friends who outlive me.