Hey y'all. I'm Chris. Austin, Texas. 20. History, Government, and Economics major. I am chocolate and chocolate does melt. But I'm also fun and spontaneous. Holla!

 

tyrabankruptcy:

jadethemerman:

fagmobs:

tyrabankruptcy:

It clearly says on her Wikipedia page she dropped out of high school and she hasn’t finished her album so, I don’t know when she’s going to have time to do all that.

Didn’t finish high school. Didn’t finish her album. Does this bitch finish anything?

she finished her career in music

tyrabankruptcy:

jadethemerman:

fagmobs:

tyrabankruptcy:

It clearly says on her Wikipedia page she dropped out of high school and she hasn’t finished her album so, I don’t know when she’s going to have time to do all that.

Didn’t finish high school. Didn’t finish her album. Does this bitch finish anything?

she finished her career in music

hiatusisso2yearsago:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

the fact that this makes sense to me pisses me off

pip-pip-scooby-doo:

demonhunting:

kushstagram:

I DONT THINK YOU GET IT

IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER

SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY

GROW A SET AND TELL HER

no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty

WARNING THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS CATCALLING OR SAYING “HEY SEXY”, ETC.

THAT MAKES YOU A DBAG

(Source: smallgay)

whatevachild:

clannyphantom:

would you still love me if i had this theme?

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the divorce papers would hit you so fast that you’d need reconstructive surgery.

beginning-of-a-rebellion:

hidden-disaster:

michellehartson:

shadesandgoldbullets:

littlefuckinglesbian:

I wonder whose arms I would run and fall into, if I was drunk in a room with every person I have ever loved.

Wow.

just wow….

The real question is who in that room would still catch you.

woah. this was already intense, but that last comment hit hard.

windovvs95:

mom…dad…i’m…

7 inches. straight acting. top only. no blacks, asians, or fems.

beam-meh-up-scotty:

sir-norm:

asapsteve:

onsumnastyshit:

teamshy:

thatkidfromharlem:

Harlem Shake’d on em

MY NIGGA

Can’t fucking touch me

Snappin’

never seen so much flex in one post.

LMFAO

beam-meh-up-scotty:

sir-norm:

asapsteve:

onsumnastyshit:

teamshy:

thatkidfromharlem:

Harlem Shake’d on em

MY NIGGA

Can’t fucking touch me

Snappin’

never seen so much flex in one post.

LMFAO

(Source: 12-gauge-rage)

secretlibby:

skepkitty:

bonsaifiasco:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

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LOOK AT THIS

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

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that is the face of a broken man

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

Omg. Haha

epic-vines:

When I hear my name I’m just like
Vine by: Rickey Thompson